A stray cat is the linking element of three tales of suspense and horror.

Sally Ann: Polly got in one good peck before that cat killed her. Good for Polly!
Hugh: I certainly never realized that Polly had such a big pecker.
Richard 'Dick' Morrison: [after being offered a cigarette at a party] Why don't you shove them up your ass, Hal?
Drunk businessman: What? Lit?
Dr. Vinny Donatti: [to Junk] Forget the cat, you hemorrhoid! Get the gun!
Johnny Norris: [to the pigeon pecking at his ankle] You flying shit house!

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