I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.Todd Barry
Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don't have, you will never, ever have enough.Oprah Winfrey
Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.Colin Mochrie
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