The neighboring gardens of Montague and Capulet are at war, but the gnomes, Gnomeo and Juliet, are in love.

Lady Bluebury: My, your tulips are looking a little limp this year, aren't they?
Lord Redbrick: Oh! I don't like what you're incinerating.
Lady Bluebury: The proper word is "insinuating", illiterate.
Lord Redbrick: I am not illiterate! My parents were married!
Juliet: Oh, Gnomeo, Gnomeo, are we really doomed to never see each other again? Why must you wear a blue hat? Why couldn't it be red like my father, or green like... like a leprechaun... or purple like, ummm, like some weird guy - I mean what's in a gnome? Because you are blue, my father sees red, and because I am red, I am feeling blue. Oh, at any rate that shouldn't be the thing to keep us apart, should it?
Gnomeo: No, no, it shouldn't! I couldn't have said it better myself!
Juliet: Oh, my giddy aunt, did you just hear all that? What are you doing here?
Gnomeo: I don't know! I just wanted to, uh
[Gives a nervous chuckle]
Gnomeo: , I just wanted to see you again!
Juliet: Are you crazy? If my dad finds you he'll bury you under the patio!
Gnomeo: 'Finds me', are you joking? 'Stealth' is my middle name!
[Steps on the button which sets off a display of bright lights]
Juliet: He's a Blue!
Gnomeo: She's a Red!
Featherstone: And I'm Pink - who cares!
Nanette: [to Shroom] You look like a fun-gi!
Fawn: [Looking at the graffitied well] Why would anyone do this to Tybalt?
Red Good Gnomes: Because nobody likes him!
Red Good Gnomes: [First Lines] The story you are about to see has been told before. A lot.
Gnomeo: Let's kick some grass!
Lord Redbrick: [On the Blue gnome who infiltrated the Red garden] When I find him, he'll be sleeping with the fishes!
[Cut to Gnomeo and Shroom sitting at the bottom of the pond]
Bill Shakespeare: [after spotting the large explosion in the background] Told ya so.
Benny: I love going Commando!
Featherstone: [Indicating Shroom] He followed your scent all the way from the alley, and he doesn't even have a nose
[lowers his voice]
Featherstone: I checked.
Featherstone: A weed by any other name is still a weed.
Lord Redbrick: [Turning away from the wrecked pedestal] I'm sorry about your son
Lady Bluebury: I'm sorry about your daughter
Lord Redbrick: [Steps forward and holds out his hand] This feud...
Lady Bluebury: Is over.
[Takes his hand]
Lord Redbrick: You are delicate!
Juliet: [Turns and faces her father] I'm not delicate!
[kicks her tulip off the pedestal]
Nanette: [Removes the tulip from her mouth] She's definitely not delicate!
Fawn: Ok, who's cheating?
Terrafirminator V.O.: MEOW!
[Juliet is worried someone may have heard the collapse of the log pile]
Gnomeo: It's alright - nobody lives here.
Juliet: Then why are you whispering?
Gnomeo: Why are you whispering?
Juliet: [Spotting something behind Gnomeo] Wow - look at that!
[Runs towards it]
Gnomeo: I guess we're finished with the whispering thing!
Lord Redbrick: Attack!
Lady Bluebury: Counter-attack!
Lord Redbrick: Counter-counter-attack!
Nanette: What happened to that very important, life changing orchid?
Juliet: [Walking away] What orchid?

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