Welcome to the Montecito Resort & Casino in Las Vegas, where you can do anything you want... but Ed Deline and his crack surveillance team will be watching. Just remember, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas...

Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: I hate funerals. Pretending to mourn for someone you despise. Doesn't that bother you?
Delinda: Not me, I like pretending.
Mary Connell: Now that we know that Monica left it all to charity, I kinda feel like maybe she was just misunderstood.
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: Really? I feel like maybe she was just a bitch.
Barnett: Your boss and I go way back.
Big Ed: Way back, huh? What are you, 12?
Danny: It's not illegal to cheat a cheater.
Mike Cannon: Okay, the main air ducts lead to the central system. From there I can take any branch and drop into the lobby. It's about a 20-plus foot drop so... I'll probably break my leg - maybe both, but that's okay. This is good. This is a good plane. Somebody uh, give me a screwdriver.
Delinda: Matt's really different. He's just so...
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: Blind.
Delinda: I was gonna say warm, genuine and completely...
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: Without sight.
Polly Nguyen: I say something about marriage, he flip out like time I put fist in bad place get stuck.
[Delinda has been conned into buying counterfeit casino chips]
Danny: Don't be so gullible next time.
Delinda: Look who's talking. You thought that sleeping together meant I loved you.
Casey Manning: I'll give you a million dollars.
Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: A million dollars? You can take your million dollars and stick it up your butt.

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