A woman rebels against a tyrannical ruler in post apocalyptic Australia in search for her homeland with the help of a group of female prisoners, a psychotic worshiper, and a drifter named Max.

Nux: [In the midst of a massive, violent sandstorm, after witnessing his fellow WarBoys sucked off the War Rig into a vortex] Oh, what a day... what a lovely day!
Max Rockatansky: You know, hope is a mistake. If you can't fix what's broken, you'll, uh... you'll go insane.
Nux: I live, I die. I LIVE AGAIN!
[first lines]
Max Rockatansky: [Narrating] My name is Max. My world is fire and blood. Once, I was a cop. A road warrior searching for a righteous cause. As the world fell, each of us in our own way was broken. It was hard to know who was more crazy... me... or everyone else.
Nux: If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die historic on the fury road!
Nux: [last words] Witness me.
[from trailer]
Max Rockatansky: My name is Max. My world is fire. And blood.
Toast: What are you doing?
The Dag: Praying.
Toast: To who?
The Dag: Anyone who's listening.
Immortan Joe: Ah, mediocre!
Immortan Joe: Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!
Narrator: "Where must we go, we who wander this wasteland, in search of our better selves?" -The First History Man
Rictus Erectus: I had a brother! A baby brother! And he was perfect! Perfect in every way!
The Bullet Farmer: I am the scales of justice! Con-DUCT-or of the choir of death!
Imperator Furiosa: You never gonna have a better chance.
Max Rockatansky: At what?
Imperator Furiosa: Redemption.
Max Rockatansky: I am the one that runs from both the living and the dead. Hunted by scavengers, haunted by those I could not protect. So I exist in this wasteland, reduced to one instinct: survive.
Max Rockatansky: Max. My name is Max. That's my name.
Capable: We are not things. We are not things!
Imperator Furiosa: And how exactly do we take the Citadel, assuming we're still alive by then?
Toast: If can block the pass, it'll be easy. All that's left are his War Pups, and War Boys too sick to fight.
Capable: And we'll be with Nux. He's a War Boy. He'll be bringing us home, bringing back what's stolen, like he's supposed to.
[Everyone turns to look at Nux]
Nux: Yeah... feels like hope.
[Max proposes turning back and claiming the Citadel]
Keeper of the Seeds: I like this plan... we could start again, just like the old days!
Max Rockatansky: Look, it'll be a hard day.
[points to the horizon]
Max Rockatansky: But I guarantee you that a hundred and sixty days ride that way... there's nothing but salt.
[points back]
Max Rockatansky: At least that way we might be able to... together... come across some kind of redemption.
[He holds out his hand. After a pause, Furiosa takes it and clasps tight]
Max Rockatansky: Here they come again... worming their way into the black matter of my brain. I tell myself, they cannot touch me. They are long dead.
Imperator Furiosa: How does it feel?
The Splendid Angharad: It hurts.
Imperator Furiosa: Out here, everything hurts. You wanna get through this? Do as I say. Now pick up what you can and run.
Max Rockatansky: How much more can they take from me? They got my blood, now it's my car!
[from trailer]
Immortan Joe: Everybody has gone out their mind. You're not the only one Max.
Imperator Furiosa: [to Immortan Joe] Remember me?
[Throws Joe's mask hose into the rear wheels of his vehicle, tearing off his lower face and killing him instantly]
Nux: I never thought I'd do something as shine as that.
Max Rockatansky: [to Nux] That's *my jacket...!*
The Dag: [about Max] He's a crazy smeg who eats schlanger!
Nux: We're not to blame!
The Splendid Angharad: Then who killed the World?
Nux: Immortan, if I can get onto the rig, there's a way inside.
Immortan Joe: What is your name?
Nux: It's Nux. I'll pike her in the spine, keep her breathing for you.
Immortan Joe: No!
[gives Nux a revolver]
Immortan Joe: Put a bullet in her skull. Stop the rig. Return my treasures to me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla.
Nux: Am I awaited?
Immortan Joe: [sprays Nux's mouth with chrome spray paint] You will ride eternal, shiny and chrome.
Max Rockatansky: [pointing at his Interceptor car being driven by a War Boy] That's mine!
Nux: Immortan! Immortan Joe!
[Immortan Joe turns and looks at Nux]
Nux: He looked at me. He looked right at me.
Slit: He looked at your blood bag.
Nux: He turned his head. He looked me straight in the eye.
Slit: He was scanning the horizon.
Nux: No, I am awaited. I am awaited in Valhalla!
Imperator Furiosa: FOOL!
Max Rockatansky: Have you done this before?
Imperator Furiosa: Many times.
Max Rockatansky: That's my head!
Capable: What are you doing here?
Nux: [Sobbing] He saw it. He saw it all. My own bloodbag driving the rig that killed her.
[Nux begins banging his head]
Capable: Stop doing that! Shh. Stop.
Nux: Three times the gates were opened to me.
Capable: What gates?
Nux: I was awaited in Valhalla. They were calling my name. I should be walking with the Immortan or feasting with the heroes of our time.
Capable: I'd say it was your manifest destiny not to.
Nux: I thought that I was spec for something great. I got to... drive a pursuit vehicle, for a while even Larry and Barry stopped chewing my windpipe.
Capable: Who are Larry and Barry?
Nux: My mates.
[Points at his neck tumors]
Nux: Larry and Barry. If they don't get me then the night fevers would.
Toast: [counting their remaining bullets] Well, we've only got four for big boy here, so he's all but useless.
[holds up a tiny derringer]
Toast: But we can squirt off this little pinkie a raunchy twenty-nine times.
The Dag: Angharad used to call them anti-seed.
Cheedo the Fragile: Plant one and watch something die.
[Max appears and heads off Furiosa, the Wives, and the Vuvalini. They brake to a stop, and Max shows Furiosa a map]
Max Rockatansky: [points to the Citadel] All right. This is your way home.
Imperator Furiosa: [incredulous] We go back?
Max Rockatansky: Mmm.
Toast: [incredulous] Back?
Max Rockatansky: Yeah.
The Dag: I thought you weren't insane anymore.
The Bullet Farmer: All this over a family squabble... healthy babies...
[spits]
Max Rockatansky: CONFUCAMUS!
Nux: I am the man who grabs the Sun... WHILE RIDING TO VALHALLA! WITNESS ME, BLOOD BAG! WITNESS!
Imperator Furiosa: [to Max] DRIVE!
Toast: [Max returns after killing the Bullet Farmer] Are you hurt?
Max Rockatansky: Huh?
Toast: You're bleeding.
Imperator Furiosa: That's not his blood.
Capable: There's no going back!
The Dag: [to Immortan Joe] Schlanger!
The Vuvalini: What's there to find at the Citadel?
Max Rockatansky: Green.
Toast: And water. There's a ridiculous amount of clear water. And a lot of crops.
The Dag: It's got everything you need, as long as you're not afraid of heights.
Keeper of the Seeds: Where does the water come from?
Toast: [re: Immortan Joe] He pumps it up from deep within the earth. He calls it "Aqua Cola" and claims it all for himself.
The Dag: And because he owns it, he owns all of us.
Keeper of the Seeds: I don't like him already.
The Valkyrie: It'll take two weeks to skirt the wall of mountains.
Max Rockatansky: No. I suggest we go back the same way we came. Through the canyon.
Toast: [after a pause] It's open - we know that, right? He brought all his war parties through.
Max Rockatansky: So we take the War Rig and charge it right through the middle of them. We can decouple the tanker at the pass, shut it off behind us.
Keeper of the Seeds: [she and the Dag make the same gesture] Kaboom!
[laughter]
Slit: By my deeds I honour him, V8.
The Bullet Farmer: [while firing two sub-machine guns at the War Rig] Sing, Brother Heckler! Sing, Brother Koch! Sing, brothers! Sing! SING!
Immortan Joe: I am your redeemer. It is by my hand you will rise from the ashes of this world.
[after Furiosa's shot shatters his vehicle's searchlight]
The Bullet Farmer: Hold up a flare!
War Boy: I am holding a flare!
The Bullet Farmer: [blinks furiously] Closer!
War Boy: It's right in front of your eyes!
[realizing he is blind, the Farmer screams]
Imperator Furiosa: Hey. What's your name? What do I call you?
Max Rockatansky: Does it matter?
Imperator Furiosa: Fine. When I yell "fool," you drive out of here as fast as you can.
Keeper of the Seeds: Here we go, girls!
The Dag: Angharad, is that just the wind or is it some furious vexation?
Nux: There's high ground, just beyond that thing.
Capable: He means the tree.
Nux: Yeah, tree!
Max Rockatansky: Hey - you need to take the War Rig half a klick down the track.
Imperator Furiosa: What if you're not back by the time the engines are cooled?
Max Rockatansky: [looks back, then shrugs] Well, you keep movin'.
[heads off towards the Bullet Farmer's gunfire]
Toast: What do you suppose he's gonna do?
Imperator Furiosa: Retaliate first.
The Dag: [to her belly] Stay right where you are, little Joe. Kind of lost his novelty out here.
Keeper of the Seeds: You're having a baby?
The Dag: Warlord, Jr... It's gonna be so ugly.
Keeper of the Seeds: It could be a girl!
[pause]
The Dag: You kill people with that, do you?
Keeper of the Seeds: Killed everyone I've ever met out here. Headshots all of, snap! Right on the medulla.
The Dag: I thought some of you girls were above all that.
Keeper of the Seeds: [after a pause] Come here. Take a peek.
The Dag: [gasping] Seeds.
Keeper of the Seeds: This are from home. Heirlooms. The real thing. I plant one every chance I get.
The Dag: Where?
Keeper of the Seeds: So far nothing's took. Earth's too sour.
The Dag: Ah! So many different kinds.
Keeper of the Seeds: Trees, flowers, fruit. Back then everyone had they field. Back then there was no need to snap anybody.
The People Eater: We are down 30,000 units of gasoline, 19 canisters of nitro, 12 assault bikes, 7 pursuit vehicles: the deficit mounts, and now sir, you have us stuck in a quagmire.
The Ace: Why can't you stop?
[after Joe's truck crashes, a pursuit bike brakes to a halt beside him, moaning over Angharad's body in his arms]
War boy: Are you all right?
Immortan Joe: Oh, no!
Slit: Mediocre Morsov! Mediocre!
Glory the Child: You promised to help us!
Max Rockatansky: [to Furiosa] I am so sorry...
[stabs her]
[Max and Furiosa come across a naked women screaming and crying in a cage]
Max Rockatansky: Uh-uh. That's bait.
Imperator Furiosa: Stay in the rig.
The Dag: Say, anyone notice that bright light? Encroaching gunfire?
The Bullet Farmer: Come on! I've been called to the torture!
Immortan Joe: Patience!
The Bullet Farmer: Oh, you stay here with your grief, daddy. I'll fetch 'em for ya.
The People Eater: Be careful! Protect the assets!
The Bullet Farmer: Just one angry shot... for Furiosa. Hut!
The Vuvalini: One man, one bullet.
The Bullet Farmer: I am the scales of justice; conductor of the choir of death. Sing, Brother Heckler! Sing, Brother Koch! Sing, brothers! Sing! SING!
Nux: I am the man... who grabs the sun... RIDING TO VALHALLA!
[turns to Max]
Nux: WITNESS ME, BLOOD BAG!
[sprays lips with chrome spray paint]
Nux: WITNESS!
The Ace: [Being pursued by the Buzzards in the spikey cars] Should we turn it 'round and run 'em into our backup?
Imperator Furiosa: No. We're good. We fang it!
[blows War Rig's air horn]
The Ace: Thunder up! Here we go!
Slit: [throttling Max with a chain] Hey heads! Say bye-bye to the neck! To capitol!
Nux: [driving into a sandstorm] We're going in, Slit!
[the Bullet Farmer starts firing in the direction of the War Rig]
Ripsaw Imperator: Wouldn't want to shoot the Wives, sir.
The Bullet Farmer: Just probing.
Nux: [overjoyed] I've got a boot!
[after Furiosa kills Immortan Joe by tearing his face off]
Cheedo the Fragile: [to the group] He's dead! He's dead!

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