Donnie Darko's little sister, Samantha Darko, and her best friend Corey are on a country-cross road trip. They find themselves entangled in a dangerous glitch in the time-space continuum.

[last lines]
Randy: Where you gonna go?
Sam: Virginia.
Randy: What's it like?
Sam: Sucks.
Pastor John: You girls new in town?
Sam: Just passing through.
Pastor John: Well, you gonna be around a little while, you might as well stop and get some pizza at my Bible study. Lot of fun.
Corey: Oh, I'm satanic.
[gesturing to Sam]
Corey: She's half-Jehovah, quarter Jew and a tiny bit retarded.
Pastor John: Well, we're nondenominational. We accept all types, even those with horns.
Trudy: Canejo Springs used to be a decent place... then came the drugs and... anus sex.
Pastor John: I used to be like you.
Corey: What, you had a training bra?
Pastor John: Not exactly. But when I was your age, I experienced things that made me feel like God didn't exist. Maybe you've experienced something like that too.
Sam: You don't know anything about me.
Pastor John: I can see that you're in pain.
Sam: I'm alive.
Pastor John: Is that how you see life?
Sam: Till farts taste like cherries, yeah.
Corey: What do you think God's farts taste like?
Sam: Marshmallow Peeps.
Sam: Four days, 17 hours, 26 minutes, 31 seconds. That is when the world will end.
Pastor John: Well, if you want to be born again, you have to forget the past.
Corey: [about Sam] See, she's an ice queen. You need a flamethrower to get inside that.
Trudy: I have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ.
Sam: Really? What's he like?
Trudy: He's big and strong... tan... lots of muscles... he's got lightning bolts shooting out of his eyes.
[first lines]
Corey: Only two more good mornings.
Sam: Only one more day.
Corey: We're so perfect.
Sam: Immaculate.
Sam: Good thing sinners can repent, right?
[At Randy's party, Jeremy loses his glasses]
Sam: [leans over and hands them to him]
Jeremy: Right under my nose.
[holding out her $20]
Jeremy: I wanted to buy your lunch.
Sam: That's sweet.
Jeremy: I don't usually come to these kind of things.
Sam: So, uh, why'd you come to this one?
Agatha: [about Iraq Jack] He should've died up on that windmill.
Corey: I was thinking we chop off his balls and stone him.
Sam: Light him on fire if gas was wasn't so expensive.
Jeremy: This - This is - This is impossible!
Sam: What? The fireworks?
Jeremy: No. The tesseracts!
Corey: Why can't I touch you?
Billy: 'Cause we'll explode.

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