A process server tries to serve an elusive female target.

Ray Harris: It's only been three white geniuses ever: Da Vinci, Stallone in the first Rocky, and now you, Tony!
[Sara Moore's jeans' pant leg gets caught in a roller of a machine]
Sara Moore: Help me!
[Joe Tyler helps her by unbuttoning her jeans and then tearing that caught pant leg off]
Sara Moore: Jesus Christ! I said, "Help me," not "Undress me."
Joe Tyler: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't hear you over that big machine that was going to rip you into pieces.
[to a kid on a bus]
Joe Tyler: Hey, mind your own business pork chops.
Gordon Moore: This better get done, or I'm gonna hang your ass out to dry, you understand?
[hangs up phone]
Ray Harris: [mocking Gordon] 'This better get done, or else I'll hang your ass out to dry'. Jesus! A redneck telling a black man he gonna hang him! That's the new millennium.
[yells out into the hall]
Ray Harris: Page Tony! And get Farrakhan and 'em on the phone... I think they might want a trip down there!
Joe Tyler: Hey I'm not sure if you guys have met, Guy who got run over, Guy who ran over!
Warren Cebron: Gordon, as your attorney, I advise you not get your personal security mixed up in this.
Gordon Moore: Mmm-hmm. Well, 'as my attorney', you screwed this up, dickweed.
Joe Tyler: My job sucks. It's got no benefits and no future.

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