3 couples go to Ireland woods to collect magic mushrooms and trip out. On their way they meet some strange inhabitants of the woods and it doesn't take long until a creepy story is being ... See full summary »

Bluto: Hello.
The Cow: Well, well, well.
Bluto: You can talk!
The Cow: That's cause you're outta your mind.
Bluto: You see a girl?
The Cow: She went that way.
Bluto: Thanks.
[Starts to run off]
The Cow: Wouldn't do that if I were you.
Bluto: Why not?
The Cow: You know you're fucked.
Bluto: [laughs] Yeah, I know.
The Cow: I mean dead fucked.
Bluto: Well, you're just a fucking cow.
The Cow: A fucking cow that can fucking talk.
Bluto: I gotta go.
The Cow: Yeah. Bye bye.
Jake: [greeting his friends at the airport] Céad míle fáilte, you Yankee junkie motherfuckers!

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