A romantic comedy that brings together three disparate characters who are learning to face a challenging and often confusing world as they struggle together against a common demon: sex addiction.

Mike: Feelings are like kids. You don't want them driving the car, but you don't want to stuff them in the trunk, either.
Mike: Worry is just meditating on shit.
Mike: It's like trying to quit crack while the pipe is attached to your body.
Phoebe: Yes, my tits are fake. That's what happens when your real ones try to kill you.
Mike: It's easy to be skinny on a desert island.
Neil: Hi mom, I'm a little busy right now.
Roberta: That's funny, because I wasn't too busy to give birth to you 28 years ago.
Neil: No Dede, don't. Where are you?
Dede: Outside his place.
Neil: What? No!
Dede: I can't help it.
Neil: Alright. Listen to me, okay? I want you to turn around and go someplace safe. What's near you?
[Dede pauses to think]
Neil: [shouts] Think!
Dede: Okay, f**k! The salon where I work is pretty close.
Neil: Where is it? TELL ME!
Dede: Damn, dude. You just got all Jack Bauer on me.
Adam: I hate everyone except for you.
Neil: Wow! You, like, literally transplanted a baby's butt on my face.
Mike: Is all of Manhattan just one big f***ing catwalk?
Phoebe: My last boyfriend was an alcoholic and I promised myself I would never date an addict again.
Adam: I'm not an alcoholic.

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