To remedy his financial problems, a travel agent has his eye on a frozen corpse, which just happens to be sought after by two hitmen.

Margaret Barnell: [referring to the dinner Gary cooked] Tastes like a rectal polyp.
Jimbo: [to Gary] How would she know?
Minister: Why is God, who is a loving God, capable of such things? When someone is taken from us at such a young age, we often ask ourselves why.
Margaret Barnell: Bullshit.
Margaret Barnell: Congratulations, you've just kidnapped a handicapped person.
Raymond Barnell: Why are the flowers talking?
Margaret Barnell: Oh, fucking hell. I can't breathe.
Paul Barnell: [Margaret is bound and gagged in back seat of Jimbo's car] Why did you gag her?
Jimbo: [exasperated] You know!
Paul Barnell: Ready for a refill ?
Raymond Barnell: Does Mrs. Kennedy have a black dress?

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